The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

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When aspiring filmmakers see a film with a running time of 200 minutes, they’ll think it’s an epic masterpiece. But those with a bladder capacity of less than 20 minutes may not realize what they’re in store for. A 200-minute film should only be viewed by those with the endurance and tolerance for such a long-winded production.

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